Тексты песен с альбома "Chocolate Starfish And The Hotdog Flavored Water"
Intro
This is not a test
This is reality
We're all lying
Who's in the house?
Who's in the house?
Who's in the house?
Limp Bizkit is in the house
Who's in the house?
Who's in the house?
Who's in the house?
Limp Bizkit is in the house
Bring it on
Hot Dog
Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the fuck up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two
Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked up world
A fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked up dads
It's a fucked up a cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
With a fucked up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up aids
From fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So whatcha wanna do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you
You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
Is a fucked up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme
It's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
My Generation
if only we could fly limp bizkit style john otto take'em
to the matthews bridge can you feel it my generation
get up my generation are you ready do you know
where you are welcome to the jungle punk take a look around
it's limp bizkit fuckin' up your town we downloaded the shockwave
for all of the ladies in the cave to get your groove on
and maybe i'm the one who flew over the cukoos nest well guess
who's next generation x, gener-ation strange sun don't even shine
through our window pane so go ahead and talk shit talk shit
about me go ahead and talk shit about my generation cause we don't,
don't give a fuck and we won't ever give a fuck until you,
you give a fuck about me and my generation hey kid,
take my advice you don't want to step into a big pile of shit
the captain's drunk your world is titanic floating on the funk
so get your groove on and maybe i am just a little fucked up
life's just a little fucked up generation x,
generation strange sun don't even shine through our window pane
so go ahead and talk shit talk shit about me go ahead
and talk shit about my generation cause we don't,
don't give a fuck and we won't ever give a fuck until you,
you give a fuck about me and my generation we don't,
don't give a fuck and we won't ever give a fuck until you,
you give a fuck about me and my generation
who gets the blame you get the blame and i get the blame
who gets the blame you get the blame and i get the blame
but do you think we can fly do you think we can fly
do you thing we can fly well i do, i do. dj leathal,
bring it on so go ahead and talk shit talk shit about me
go ahead and talk shit about my generation cause we don't,
don't give a fuck and we won't ever give a fuck until you,
you give a fuck about me and my generation we don't,
don't give a fuck and we won't ever give a fuck until you,
you give a fuck about me and my generation oh yeah!
Full Nelson
why is everybody always pickin' on me?
does anybody really know a thing about me?
but one of these days we'll be in the same place in the same place punk,
at the very same time yeah,
but when it takes place and you wanna talk shit then step your ass up
and say right to my face you'll get knocked the fuck out
'cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass
can't cash knocked straight the fuck out
'cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass
can't cash i ain't believing all the shit you've been talkin' about me
don't even know me and still your talkin' shit about me
but one of these days i'm gonna catch you in the act in the act,
red-handed caught up in the act,
punk and that'll be the day the one and only day to step your ass up
and say right to my face you'll get knocked the fuck out
'cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass
can't cash knocked straight the fuck out
'cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass
can't cash so where you at? where you been?
i'm sure i'll be seeing you again
'cause this world is really small can't wea all get along?
where you at? where you been?
i'm sure i'll be seeing you again
'cause this world's really small can't we all get along?
how pathetic are people who verbally rape us with talking?
we try to ignore them ignore them until they keep talking
they think that they're building an empire without us
but we've got the torch now we've got the fire to burn this motherfucker
down down down down
burn this motherfucker down down down down
burn this mother-fucker down [repeat]
you'll get knocked the fuck out
'cause your mouth wrote a check that your ass
can't cash knocked straight the fuck out
'cause your mouth wrote a check that your ass
can't cash you bet your ass can't cash, motherfucker!
just shut your fuckin' mouth! (bring it on, lethal) come on!
My Way
special, you think your special you do,
i can see it in your eyes i can see it when you laugh at me look down
on me and, you walk around on me just one more fight
about your leadership and i will straight up leave your shit
cause i've had enough of this and now i'm pissed (yeah)
this time i'm a let it all come out this time i'm a stand up
and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway this time i'm a let it all come out this time
i'm a stand up and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway just one more
fight about a lotta things and i will give up everything to be on my own again,
free again this time i'm a let it all come out this time
i'm a stand up and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway this time i'm a let it all come out this time
i'm a stand up and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway someday you'll see things my way cause you never know,
no ya never know when your gonna go someday
you'll see things my way cause you never know,
no ya never know when your gonna go just one more fight
and i'll be history yes i will straight up leave your shit
and you'll be the one who's left missing me (yeah)
this time i'm a let it all come out this time
i'm a stand up and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway this time i'm a let it all come out this time i'm a stand up
and shout i'm a do things my way,
it's my way, my way
or the highway someday you'll see things my way cause you never know,
when ya never know when your gonna go someday
you'll see things my way cause you never know,
when ya never know
Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)
alright partner keep on rollin' baby you know what time
it is chocolate starfish keep on rollin' baby move in,
now move out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
now i know y'all be lov'in this shit right here
l.i.m.p bizkit is right here people in the house put them hands in the air
cause if you don't care, then we don't care 1, 2, 3,
times two to the six jonesin' for your fix of that limp bizkit mix so
where the fuck you at punk, shut the fuck up and back the fuck up,
while we fuck this track up now move in,
now move out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
you wanna mess with limp bizkit (yeah)
you can't mess with limp bizkit (why)
because we get it on every day, and every night (oh)
and this platinum thing right here (uh, huh)
yo we're doin' it all the time (what) so you better get some beats
and a some better rhymes (dough) we got the gang set so
don't complain yet twenty four seven never beggin'
for a rain check old school soldiers blastin' out the hot shit
that rock shit puttin' bounce in the mosh pit now move in,
now move out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' hey ladies,
hey fellas and the people that don't give a fuck all the lovers,
all the haters and all the people that call themselves play-ers hot mamas,
pimp daddies and the people rollin' up in caddies hey rockers,
hip hoppers and everybody all around the world now move in,
now move out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' now move in,
now move out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now breathe in,
now breathe out hands up or hands down back up,
back up tell me what ya gonna do now keep rollin',
rollin', rollin', rollin' (come on)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (what)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (yeah)
keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin
Livin' It Up
this is dedicated to you ben stiller you are my favorite mother fucker i told you,
didn't i drama makes the world go around does anybody got a problem
with that (yeah) my business, is my business who's guilty,
can i get a witness first things first,
chocolate starfish my man fred durst access hollywood license to kill
a redneck fucker from jacksonville bringing on the dumpster
fuck a microphone machete's in the back of my truck rock'in
so steady with the he says she says and don't forget about the starfish
navigation system don't hate me, i'm just an alien
with 37 tons of new millenium dum ditty dum,
where's it coming from misses aguilera,
come and get some oh no which way to go,
to the dance flow in stewa-stereo pay me no mind i seen the fight club,
about 28 times and i'm a keep my pants sagging keep a skateboard,
a spray can for the taggin' and i'm a keep a lot of girls on my band wagon
cause i don't give a fuck livin' life in the fast lane
i'm just a crazy mother fucker livin' it up,
not givin' a fuck livin' life in the fast lane another crazy mother fucker livin' it up,
not givin' a fuck life in the fast lane take two (why) now who's the starsucker?
i'm the starfish, you silly mother fucker puff puff give, the marijuana cig oops,
i don't even smoke, but i love the way it smells here's a toast to the females,
sippin' mums champagne from a seashell i take a counterfeit,
and pop his ass like a zit with starfish navigation system
no cheap thrills baby fill the briefcase with three dollar bills
i'm just an ordinary run of the mill, fella spittin' out hella mic skills
and i'm a keep my pants sagging keep a skateboard,
a spray can for the taggin' and i'm a keep a lot of girls on my band wagon
cause i don't give a fuck livin' life in the fast lane
i'm just a crazy mother fucker livin' it up,
not givin' a fuck livin' life in the fast lane another crazy mother fucker livin' it up,
not givin' a fuck in the fast lane cause it's so easy to tell a lie
and it's so easy to run and hide but it's not easy to be alive
so don't be wasting none of my time this world is like a cage
and i don't think it's fair and i don't even think that anybody cares
it'll eat a hole (what) down inside of me (what)
and it will leave a scar (what) can anybody see (what) that we gotta get it out ,
gotta get it out we gotta get it out,
we gotta get it out we gotta get it out,
we gotta get it out and i'm a get it out with a mother fuckin' microphone
plug it in my soul i'm a renegade riot gettin' out of control i'm a keepin' it alive
and continue to be flying like an eagle to my destiny so can you feel me,
hell yeah can you feel me, hell yeah can you feel me,
hell yeah if you feel me mother fucker then you say, hell yeah then you say,
hell yeah then you say, hell yeah i'm livin' life in the fast lane
cause it's so easy to tell a lie and it's so easy to run and hide
but it's not easy to be alive so don't be wasting none of my time yeah,
bring it on i'm just a crazy mother fucker livin' it up,
not givin' a fuck livin' life in the fast lane another crazy mother fucker livin' it up,
not givin' a fuck in the fast lane
The One
i'm dead from all the loneliness this is how i feel understanding everything
has never been my deal maybe you have crossed my path to live inside of me
or maybe you're the reason why i'm losing all my decency
but i believe that you and me we could be so happy
and free inside a world of misery and i believe that you and me
we could be so... inside of you inside of me
cuz this could be the one
this could be the one
this could be the one
this could be the one
i've been lookin' lookin,
lookin' i've been lookin' for my mrs. right
but she don't exist chemistry is everything
and we're anything but this maybe i have crossed your path to sweep you off
your feet or maybe i'm the reason why you cry at night
before you sleep but i believe that you and me
could be so happy and free inside a world of misery
and i believe that you and me we could be so...
inside of you inside of me
cuz this could be the one
this could be the one
this could be the one
this could be the one
what do you think?
we could give it a try 'cause you never know maybe we could be soul mates
but maybe not or maybe so
if you never try then you'll never know the grass could be greener (could be)
and it'll always be greener on the other side
but you just never know this could be the one i do believe that you and me
we could be so happy and free
inside a world of misery and i believe that you and me,
we could be so... inside of you inside of me
'cause this could be the one
this could be the one
this could be the one
this could be the one maybe so maybe not who knows?
Getcha Groove On
millenium shit limp bizkit x to the z yeah
bringin' it live to you and yours ladies and gentlemen my homeboy yo!
get at 'em, dog you don't want to fuck with me today
'cause a little somethin' somethin' didn't go your way so try not to be like
that today 'cause i'm a real motherfucker from 'round the way
we don't give a fuck when we're rockin' the place we're
only givin' a fuck if your invading the space so getcha getcha your groove on
don't keep us waitin' too long don't you treat me like a toy kid
do you enjoy this every single sec-ond i'm alive,
i'm a mess got these laser beam mic checks communicating
through the genelec, high tech keep you on the run now
don't wanna be that guy every single second i'm alive i'm alive
i don't understand why i got your trunk full of candy and your
so high bumping off the sweetness this is what you need anoth-er little piece
of me inside you 'cause you know that i'll always keep it true
and that's exactly what i do it's what i do it's what i do
you don't wanna fuck with me today 'cause a little somethin
somethin didn't go your way so, try not to be like that today
'cause i'm a real motherfucker from 'round the way
we don't give a fuck when we're rockin' the place
we're only givin' a fuck if you're invading the space
so getcha getcha get your groove on
don't keep us waiting too long i got breakneck delivery
no time for chivalry extraordinary ability shit longevity dig deep in your soul
and find yourself 'cause mind control could turn y'all to someone else
so fast your head'll probably spin the fuck right off me
and fred about to go half on microsoft them live earning twenty percent
those little half-assed direct hits ain't even making a dent what an event ah hell,
xzib-it and limp as we attempt to bring home the championship
it's all in the risk i'll still lead the league and assist give me the fifth
i'm drinking while i'm taking a piss, bitch you don't wanna fuck with me
today 'cause a little somethin' somethin' didn't go your way
so try not to be like that today 'cause i'm a real motherfucker
from 'round the way we don't give a fuck when we're rockin' the place
we're only givin' a fuck if you're invading the space
so getcha getcha get your groove on don't keep us waiting to long
i got untapped mate-rial i serial kill shit give me that real shit quick finish 'em
off quick makin' your jaw split when i'm touching the mosh pit constant conflict
knockin' faggot's unconscious nauseous raisin' the stakes
increasin' the weight got homies that can lay down
and lift the plate so, quit tryin' to invade my space
before i call for a face-to-face and got to rest my case
like this is how we do it just recognize we keep gettin' right
to it lookin' into these eyes lookin' into these eyes
and you'll see the size of the flames then you might despise the size
of my game step the fuck back! xzibit's on the track
you should have buckled up
before your head hit the dash you gotta hate that a demo
from an eight-track brought me to a place where platinum
comes in eight stacks you don't wanna fuck with me today
'cause a little somethin' somethin' didn't go your way so,
try not to be like that today 'cause i'm a real motherfucker from
'round the way we don't give a fuck when we're rockin' the place
we're only givin' a fuck if you're invading the space
so getcha getcha your groove on [repeats 3 times]
Take A Look Around
all the tension in the world today
all the little girls fillin up the world today
when the good comes to bad the bad comes to good
but im a live my life like i should (like i should)
now all the critics wanna hit it
shit can ever did it
just because they dont get it
but ill stay fitted
knew there commited
now this red cap gets a wrap from these critics
do we always gotta cry (gotta cry)
do we always gotta live inside a lie (live inside a lie)
lifes just a blast
its movin really fast
better stay on top
or life will kick you in the ass
follow me into a solo
remember that,kid
so what you wanna do
and where you gonna run
when your starin down the cable of my
might put it at your grill like gun
Limp Bizkit is rockin the set
its like russian roulette
when your placin your bet
so dont be upset
when your broke
and your done
cuz im a be the one til i jet(im a be the one til i jet)
i know why you wanna hate me
i know why you wanna hate me
i know why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
i know why you wanna hate me
i know why you wanna hate me
now i know why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
does anybody really know the secret
or the combination for this life
and where they keep it
its kinda sad when u dont know the meanin
but everything happens for a reason (everything happens for a reason)
i dont even know what i should say
cause im an idiot
a loser, microphone abuser
i analyze every second i exist
beatin on my mind every second with my fists
and everybody wanna run (wanna run)
everybody wanna hide from the gun (hide from the gun)
you can take a ride through this life if you want
but you cant take the edge off the knife (no sir)
and now you want your money back (money back)
but your denied cause your brains fried from the sack
and there aint nothin i can do
cause life is a lesson
you learn it when your through
i know why you wanna hate me (wanna hate me)
i know why you wanna hate me (know why you wanna hate me)
i know why you wanna hate me (know why you wanna hate me)
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
i know why you wanna hate me (why you wanna hate me)
i know why you wanna hate me (you wanna hate me)
now i know why you wanna hate me (wanna hate me)
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
know why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
know you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
now i know why
now i know why
now i know why
now i know why
now i know why you wanna hate me
now i know why you wanna hate me
now i know why you wanna hate me
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
cause hate is all the world has even seen lately
It'll Be OK
i just read your letter it says that you'll be gone for a while
everything was gettin' better i guess i'm just a fool strung
out what to do? life is through just want to kill myself for you
i wonder just how sympathetic you'll be you've come to take me under
and i've forgotten all about me what to do?
my life is through just want to kill myself for you so tell me why you say goodbye?
and tell me why your fuckin' up my whole life?
yeah, fuckin' up my whole life so, i'm on my way i leave today
if i get away it'll be ok it'll be ok i'm looking out a window into a world
that's taken you from me and i'm feeling so disgusted how pathet-ic
can i possibly be? what to do?
life is through just want to kill myself for you
so tell me why you say goodbye and tell me why you're fuckin' up
my whole life fuckin' up my whole life so,
i'm on my way i leave today if i get away
it'll be ok it'll be ok if there's a better place you can take me a better life
you can give me whatever place i can start all over then i would
never need what you gave me never need you to save me
and never feel like this life is over if there's a better place
you can take me a better life you can give me whatever place
i can start all over then i would never need what you gave me
and never need you to save me and never feel like this life is over
feel like this life is over so, i'm on my way i leave today
if i can get away it'll be ok it'll be ok
Boiler
Looks like I'm gonna do everything myself
Maybe I could use some help but hell,
You want something done right, you gotta do it yourself
Maybe life is up and down but my life's been (what?)
Till now I crawled up your butt somehow and that's when things got turned around
I used to be alive
Now I feel pathetic and now I get it
What's done is done you just leave it alone and don't regret it
But sometimes, some things turn into dumb things
And that's when you put your foot down.
Why did I have to go and meet somebody like you? (like you)
Why did you have to go and hurt somebody like me? (like me)
How could you do somebody like that? (like that)
Hope you know that I'm never coming back (never coming back)
Looks like I'm gonna do everything myself (everything myself)
Maybe I could use some help but hell,
If you want something done right, you just do it yourself (got it?)
Maybe life is up and down but my life's been (what?)
Till now (got it) I crawled up your butt somehow (got it)
And that's when shit got turned around (got it)
I used to be alive, I'm so pathetic but now I get it, what's done is done
I know you, just leave it alone and don't regret it
But sometimes some things turn into dumb things
And that's when you put your foot down.
Why did I have to meet somebody like you?
Why did you have to hurt somebody like me?
How could you do somebody like that?
Hope you know that I'm never comin' back
Why did I have to meet somebody like you?
Why did you have to hurt somebody like me?
How could you do somebody like that?
Hope you know that I'm never comin' back
Depending on you is done, giving to you is done
No more eating, no sleeping, no living, it's all just more giving to you and I'm done
Depending on you is done, giving to you is done
No more reaching, no sleeping, no living, it's all just more giving to you and I'm done
The hiding from you is done, the lying from you is done
No more eating, no more sleeping, no living, it's all just more giving to you and I'm done
Why did I have to meet somebody like you?
Why did you have to hurt somebody like me?
How could you do somebody like that?
I hope you know that I'm never coming back
Why did I have to meet somebody like you?
Why did you have to hurt somebody like me?
How could you do somebody like that?
I hope you know that I'm never coming back
Why? Why? Why?
Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)
Play the fucking track!
Play that fucking track!
Oh there it is
Limp Bizkit, DMX, Redman, that's right you all, Method Man
We just keep on rollin', baby
Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
Are you ready?!
[Chorus:]
Move in, now move out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Breath in, now breath out
Hands up, now hands down
Back up, back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Uggh
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
What?
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Uggh
Now I know you all be lovin' this shit right here
L.I.M.P
Bizkit is right here
People in the house put them hands in the air
'cause if you don't care then we don't care
See I ain't giving a fuck
When pressing your luck
Untouchable, branded unfuckable
So keep me in this cage
Until you run that mouth
Then I might have to play
And break the fuck out
And then we'll see who's left
After one round with X
And what am I bringing next?
Just know it's Red and Meth
So where the fuck you at?
Punk, shut the fuck up
And back the fuck up
While we fuck this track up
Are you ready?!
[Chorus]
Oh what, you all thought you all were promotion me?
Check my dangerous slang
Atrocious
When I let these nuts hang
Focus
It's Wutang
What the fuck's a Hootie and the Blowfish
I wave my black flag at the roaches
Who approach us
These twin supersoakers
Who have poisonous darts for copers
Too late to get your blowgun unholsted
You lept, light it up, and lightly toasted
So what?
I drink and smoke too much
So what?
I cut too much
Shut the fuck the up
Now when we roll
You motherfuckers turn in your gold
'cause for the platinum
I'm jackin' niggers up in limos
It ain't nothin' for bullets
To unbutton your clothes
This wretched yellow mellow tissue
Up in his nose
You bitches
Swing the vine on the bad boom nuts
I'm hairy as hell
Ah to hell
And tattooed up
I'm a dog
Only fuck in the bathroom, what?
In highschool I dealt only with the classroom sluts
My name is Johnny Donny Brascoe
Talk the gat low
Cut your cash flow
Yell if you want money
Funny how hungry they'll be
Snatch crumbs from me
Dark and hard
Mix bodies in the mosh pit
Yo, and I'm the D.O.
You're lookin' at the raw invented
On Friday I spit
Thirty five to forty minutes
Smell up the bathroom
Like Craig Paul was in it
Ending up on your back
Whose whore's up in it
Anyone can match me
I crack 'em all a Guinness
Fuck how many thugs are players?
A ball is in it
Brick city, Shaolin
Better call 'em sinners
Boys that'll run up in your
White mall and spill it
Yo, peace and come on!
[Chorus]
It just don't get no darker than that
Kid with the Parka
Go ahead with the boots
And shoots to make it spark
Now I'm a fair nigger
But ain't there nigger
Quicker than the hair trigger
Took you dead nigger
It'd better like
Yo man, trying to hold your breath
In your head
'cause you'll be shitting on yourself
'cause you're already dead
And at the funeral you won't need a casket
I'm leaving just enough
For them to stuff their basket
But their skippin'
Task it
I'm gonna need my ass kicked
My mom never let me forget
That I'm a bastard
I ain't never been shit
There ain't gonna be shit
That's why I take shit
Whenever I see shit
And to their D shit
D Sharp
Do what I wanna do
And that's what I'm gonna do
Right here in front of you
And I'll be running you
Wait up man, stand up out
Yeah niggers ain't running a fucking thing
But your mouth
[Chorus]
You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? (Yeah)
You can't mess with Limp Bizkit (why?)
Because we get it on (when?)
Every day and every night (oh)
See this platinum thing right here? (uh huh)
Well we're doing it all the time (what?)
So you'd better get some better beats
And uh, get some better rhymes (d'oh!)
And if you really really really wanna get shit started
Then people everywhere just get retarded
Get retarded!
People everywhere just get retarded!
[Chorus]
That's right baby!
What now punk
Limp Bizkit
DMX
Method Man
Red Man
Swizz Beats
Where the fuck you at?
Punk that shit!
Outro
This, HDFW bass to Chocolate Starfish, read, over
Chocolate Starfish, reading, over
Your mission, universal communication
Was your mission completed?
Affirmative
Permission to terminate
Permission granted
Bring it ooooon
Featuring: Ben Stiller
Jesus, ooooh.
I can put a Z in my name.
I'm bad.
I'm never gonna move out of Jacksonville.
I'm livin' in fucken' Hollywood.
You know this is my first uh rock slash rap album.
So, it's kind of new for me.
The whole pop world.
This is a phat beat, by the way.
And I'm talkin' P.H. phat.
Thank you uh, to uh, DJ Lethal.
For this phat beat.
Did you grow up with DJ Lethal, Fred?
And did you call him DJ Lethal when you were kids?
That's what his momma named him huh?
Oooh, little DJ Lethal.
Can't mess with Limp Bizkit.
Cause we get it on every day and every night.
So, back it up, you know what I'm saying?
[Fred:] You don't like Limp Bizkit?
No no no, I think Limp Bizkit is great man!
[Fred:] What do you like about us?
Um, I like that you're so fucken' out there
with your message. You know, shut the fuck
up man! Watch out mom! Big bad rock star!
[Fred:] Are you serious?
Ooh, I can slash your ass with a chainsaw.
No, I'm just saying the message of being able
to slash someones ass, that's a good message
to put out there.
And with a chainsaw, we're gonna get it down raw.
Or whatever, you know what I'm talking about?
You know what I'm talking about right?
[Fred:] So obviously, you really don't, you're
not down with the Bizkit
No no I'm limpin' with the bizkit. I'm totally
limpin' with the bizkit man. I am limpin' with
the bizkit. Totally.
[Fred:] And would you pay, are you gonna pay money
to listen to this record?
This record? Which one, this one, you mean Chocolate
Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water?
So yeah, cut the beat and let's start this shit up, ok?
Come on, shut the fuck up, and start this shit up
It's all crazy thrash, punk, pop, metal to you.
But it's somewhere out there in the...
You know, up there with Rod Stewart and uh...
Rod Stewart, is the Bizkit man.
I mean I'm talkin', when you're limpin' with the Bizkit,
you're talkin' about the major groups in rock 'n roll.
Who else could take rap, hip-hop, thrash punk metal.
Take it, throw it in the can, spin it around
and, come out with something that wasn't fertilizer?
And it was the Bizkit, the Limp Bizkit man.
And when they came on the scene, I don't care what you say
Counterfeit blew the fucken' people down town
